My first week in Rome.

My first week in Rome.

Well, kinda. Day 6 in Rome and I am quickly beginning to understand why the study abroad experience is so important. This has been an amazing six days (arguably the best six days I've had in awhile). Besides the heat that nearly melts me 24 hours a day, Rome is a beautiful city with so [...]

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Preparing for takeoff.

Preparing for takeoff.

Well, I've made it. Over a year of planning, months of anticipation, dozens of meetings, too many phone calls, more than a few tears shed, and I've finally made it. I'm sitting in SFO waiting to board my flight. I have a layover in North Carolina, and then will be getting on a flight to [...]

The Perfect Hookup Buddy Contract

The Perfect Hookup Buddy Contract

I actually love this.

the hoe handbook

I, ______________, in signing this contract agree, until otherwise decided by both parties, that I will be the Hookup Buddy to _______________. In making this agreement I am committing myself to the following terms and am fully aware that I cannot break these rules for risk of forfeiting the current arrangement. The requirements stand as follows:

  • I agree to always provide back tickles/rubs when requested
  • I agree that as a Hookup Buddy I will like every Instagram picture that my buddy posts
  • I agree to never speak of any strange or kinky sexual things that my buddy does
  • I agree to always sleep over post-hookup
  • I agree to never stay past 10 o’clock in the morning post-hookup
  • I agree to always provide orgasm for my buddy
  • I agree to always provide breakfast, in the form of pancakes, for my buddy in the morning post-hookup
  • I agree to always listen to my…

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